Ay bathakathi ngaba ne weekend ngidl isbumbu ngivalelwe, sihamba nqunu abuy akhale ngokuthi ngyamqhanyelisa mebona lomthondo omchamisayo "Bby yaz ukuth asebenzi ksasa? Yazi ksasa syasgcini skoon? Ngbuze y? "We going to the doctor ksasa 4 my check up n blood test. So soqal ama condom Tuesday n wait for window period" Ay ngvume. Usuku lange Sonto alzwakalanga ngendlel okwakbhejwana ngayo na Monday eksen sabhebhana saze saba late ku doctor. Yena ke kwading ahlale few days. Tuesday ngise span ngizwe okwengan yomxhosa kukhuluma nomsuthu (bona ba fresh, inhlobo ebhebhekayo ikakhulu lomsuthu) "Hay tana la ntwana ifika nje is taking day off ne CEO yonke" "Bt he" s hot chomee. Even if they were married I wudnt mind being his side plate" Ngvele ngizwe ngiyhalela ke manje. Ay ngingene kwi lift ngbuyele office. Ntambama ngiyxoxe lendaba but ngash ukuthi obani nokuthi bayanghalela ngith nje bathi nglova ne CEO. "Bajwayelana kabi yaz kaz oban? " Wednesday ngizwe ngbizwi COO (irazo nje ekuma late 40s) ngingene nghlale nglalele "As u know Miss Phiri is not well n working from home, she needs IT help with he new laptop" Ay ngvume nalendoda ingbuka ngamehlo anembuzo "Oh another thing she needs 8gig memory stick " Ngvume ngphume. Mase ngphumela kuma parkings ngbonelinyi darky (mude lomuntu, ume kahle, muhle) but she" s matured kunami (maybe ukuma mid 40s) Ay ngizjube ngsukwa ukganga. "Ey ngakithi asvunyelwe ukdlul intombi ungaykhulumisi. Omuhle kanjena yen umuntu it" s a dead sentence nje" angbuke phans phezulu "Thsina beknene we don" t do Danone" Aw umswati lo! "Ay sengabulawa phela ngcono nghluleke khona. Uyaphuma? Ya I must drop something ku Phiri then rush to a potential client" "Oh nami ngyakhona" ame angbuk emehlweni "U better b professional naye cos u look noty n I won" t let u play around with her" eish ngath izo jumper la sngene emotwen slandelane Sfike sngene enz eze ngakho nam ngiye ndlin yam kancane. Mangphuma nghlangane naye phuma "U lil bustard, u stay here? Better keep that noty dick in your zip or else.... " Ahambe ngsale ngmangele. Ngbuyel endlini "Bby bengdlal inkumbulo nje. Let" s have 1 ubuyele emsebenzini. Futh lento yakh iyaphapha usungaz ubhebhe labo phaphyos abakfunayo ngingekho" Ay nam njengengan elalelayo ngshayi sende ngbuyel span. Ngfike ngizthele klomswati (savage, uNeli n she" s heading marketing division) "Honestly u not even think of bonking my lovely,youn, little CEO?" "No. Since u keep saying that I might be tempted ngcine sengbonu buhle nala bungekho khona" "Bt something keep telling me u noty" ash avel awgxavun umthondo eblukweni, awbamb awdlalise uvel uqine "See wat I mean? " angshiye ngmangele kanjalo<p style='font-size:small'>2013@mthakathi South Africa</p>