Ku Friday evening (farewell yomswati) zyakhipha ke nani nyazi during boring speeches olova bashay oksuke kusemotweni. Nami senginama outy engwajwayele kancane. Namhlanje ngizbona kahle lezingane zaze span kukhululeke wonk umuntu, no bby wam ula. "Zthin la bro? Usukbonil okya ngase sendeni?" kbuza lomjitha wase Mpangen (engthole la ukuth owakuphi) "No ngsafun ukbona kahle + ngshiyu mam endlini " Kahle kahle la suw 7, imina, ilo wase Mpangen nowase Newcastle, 2 4rm ec ne nsuthu ezuw 2. Kudlule konke oku formal kuze kdliwe, sekyadanswa kyaphuzwa. "Awthi ngikfak enyaweni" uMzi (lo wase Mpangen) "Mpume awkhombisi out yam le bottle store ew 24hrs" eish wangfak enkingen nje no Zyanda (bby wam) kade ngbuka kangaka. Ngimnik ukhiye ngithi ngzomfica. "Yaz mase ngzidla lezingane nzokhala ngoba ngizphethe kahle nglande no mam ngoba ngfun ukwenz izinto kahle" aphendul uZamani "Ngath ilez zasolwandle lezi. Ezama submarine" ngbashiye. Sxoxe nje no Mpume sazane, kvele kungeni col "Bby usuyephi, I miss you n awphephile la! Ngyabona khon abakfunayo including that invader eyasphazamisa" "Relax ngzothengi bhodlela ngphuze ngzokhohlw okningi" "Uqaphele kodwa. Angfun ukukgada ukuthi ngikthanda kakhulu so ngbuye ngibe novalo " Ngvume ngval iphone. "Awuso ngan ukuth kphethe thina manje la" Aw kant lengane izovel ibe 4ward kanje? Ngbon ukuthi noma ngimfuna lo ngeke nje ngimfihle. Sthenge sbuye, nalaba bafun ukwazi ngvele ngibe off nje. Ngfonel ubby ngimtshele ngyahamba (I" m under pressure la) ngibe ngsuka ngejubane sengbamb umlomo ngye toilet. Kwacac ukuthi ngyaphalaza, kwabe ngiytholil indlela yokphuma. After an hour afik ubby sishay into ka 1 wabuyel emuva (awfun ksolakale) Saturday eksen ubby aye office ayosebenza kancane. After 9 kufik umswati unexpected, kahle kahle she wanted 2 surprise ubby emphatheli present. Wafik akekho "Haw kantsi kekho lomfati wakho? " Ngith owam use Natal. Ay siybange leyo az athi "Cha kodfwa mfana yawudla mdzidzi, ufeba CEO hovis layo ite ikhohlwe nangu mhlaba" Kuvele kbuye konk okwangalelalanga, uvuk umthondo abone naye. Aphefumule kakhulu "Solo cala konakala ke, yin le seligcuma ku short? " ksuk konakala, ngmbamb isandla ngsbeke kwona. "Please don" t do this. U have no idea how I want that dick" ngimdonsele ndlin yam sibe skhumulana walala wabheka phezulu, ngavuka nama cd ngayfaka. Ath ehlangan amalips wayesewbambile ehlikihl ikhingqi ku bin, walfaka. Ngawphusha wath ungena wadons umoya omude, lathi malthinta le phambili wathi "Oh fuck. Fuck me. I" m your hore" Ay kwasuka lokho, ngamshova. Ngamfenda side 2 side (unomsindo nalo muntu) ngimbhebhel ukuth awfune njalo (ngyamvala manje) Ngashova nganyuka nomsunu ngaphakathi waqina. Ngamlinda waze wathamba ngamphendula wabheka phansi, ngalbusheka ngath ukuzmfonyoza kancan izinqa washo wafenda. Ngamlinda wafenda wafenda ngathi la ngimhlangabeza khona wakhala kakhulu waminca waqina. (Ay sengimchamise kabili manje sengfun ukchama nami. Usengaz aqedelu bby) Ngamdonsa nge figure ngamkhombe Goli, lasho baba (pha pha pha) ngaze ngamdonsa ngenwele, ngezwa sebez omantindane ngasdedela. Ngazphons eduze kwakhe. "That was awesome bt ngsafuna nyalo" Habe nango ke esefuna ngbanjwe "No not now, sobanjwa phela. Sophinda some other time" Haw usefun ukngonela phela sengicabange kahle ngzovuma s" shade!!!<p style='font-size:small'>2013@mthakathi South Africa</p>