Axolise uMasimula ngokvula iscabha....uthi kade enocker singamuzwa was wazitshelukuth sizumekile wazivulela. Aphakame udlamin adonse ithawula angphosele ngimbathe. Ayangbulala amahloni. Ahlale phans uMasimula kusofa. Kungene icall....uLethu. "Darkie Kant awusabuyi yin kusile manje senglinde wena mele ngshayise ngyolala manje umoua wam awkhululekile ngingaz kuth uright yin la okhona" ...khululwka Lethu ngiright ungahamba uyophumula ngzokbona ntambama masuzosebenza....kuphendula mina. Ngijulukile siqeda ukbhebhana nodlamini nghambe ngiye kwishower ngigeze...udlamini angnike ishort negolf tshirt yakhe ngigqoke akukho nephenti phela ngiliwashile ngfuna lome. Udlamin uyatatazela wenza ibreakfast asiwete kidliwe kube mnandi. Bakhulume indaba yokonyiwa engath mele bayothenga okubandayo....bavumelane ngokuth umasimula uzohambisa imoto yomsebenz udlamini Abe eyothenga iziphuzo. Ngicele ukuth oyedwa wabo angthathe asale sengshiya endlin. Balandule bangincenge bath bacela ukhlala Nam bazonghambisa.....ngigcine ngokuvumake bahambe ngisale....ngthele iglass yewine ngith kuzshayela. Iskhashanyana abuye kqala u Masimula. Sihlale naye kusofa....eloku engbuka...uphethe I can ye Heineken loku eshaya Nam nguzshayela iglass akekho khulumisa omunye.....ngizwe ngfikelwa ukozela kodwa ngizbambe.....aqale abuse umasimula...."awlalanga yin nkosazane ubekwenzan Kant udlamin ubsuku bonke"....ngilalile kancane angaz ngizeliswa yini....umuhle kodwa darkie labantu unogazi unjalo Nam ngiwdlamin bengeke ngkuyeke...futh nje bese nimubulele ebuka ngqo...." Aybo bhuti ukutsheleni kanti udlamini? Khululeka darkie akuyona inkinga leyo ungabi namahloni....ngvele ngdonse iglass yam ngiyshayele khanda....nobthongo abungnike thuba...buthi le leee leeee ngizwe ngesandla singena ngaphans kwetshirt singthinta ibele....ngizibe alipotoze ibele angenele elinye adlalise izingono ngizwe kushisa igazi....ngizizumekise ngthule....singene phans kweshort isandla aphulule isbumbu asphulule kamnand ngthule ngimulalele.....afake umuno phakath kwezindebe zengquza awehlise awenyuse phezu kwabean.....kuth anghefuzele kuth angnyakaze.....ngenze sengath ngyaphaphama akhiphe isandla axolise ngicele ukuyolala kancane...anglandele ngizwe ngezandla ziqhamuka ngemuva zingbamba amabele umthondo ngiwuzwe ungigwaza ezinqen usebhlukweni.....ngphenduke ngimubuke....siqabulane siphuthanzane ngokushesha okukhulu angincikise ngodonga anyuse iskibha angkhothe amabele......sizww ngezwi sekumemeza udlamini...." Masimula!!! Wozongbambisa ndoda!! Eish...ngphuthume ngyozhlalisa kusofa...aphume nomasimula ayobambisa udlamin. Bufakwe efridgin utshwala bashiye abazobuphuza. Athathe iglass yam udlamin ang refill ele iwine. Kuhlalwe kuphuzwe....sebedakiwe labantu bayaxokozela manje....udlamini agcine ngokuzumeka ehleli....ngimubuke umasimula ngamehlo osizi...phela sihlulane kabuhlungu sengqjanyelwe....asukume anyonyobe angdonse ngesandla siye ekamelweni.....afike angehlise ishort....angigingqe mbheden nglale ngbheke phezulu ehlise ibhlukwe akhiphe umthondo aguqe phakath kwamathanga am abeke ikhinqi phakath kwezindebe azigudle izindebe ngekhinqi ngikitazeke alihlikihle kakhulu ikhinqi lize lofike kubhontshisi ngiyvule yonke ingquza aydlalise ngekhinqi ayphaxazise....isimanzi ukuqhanyelwa..sengyafenda ngyahefuzela....avule kwidrawer abheke nangempel aqhamuke nawo amacondom ayfake angene phakath kwemlenze yam awfake umthondo angbambe ngqiiii ang kokoshele afende fast....ungene wonke umthondo ngizwa amasende kphela ngaphandle......aqume ngimvale umlomo phela angaze asizwe udlamin avuke.....angbhebhe umasimula ngizwe ngath umthondo ufika esnyeni....angphendule nglale ngesisu ngphakamis izinqe awfake umthondo ngiwuzwe ugudla izinqe uze uyothi bhuxeee egolo. Ngphakamise iqolo ngiwhlangabeze afende sides to sides ngizwe kuth angmemeze ngizbambe uyashisa manje umthondo indlela okumnandi ngayo sekphele nokuth ngkhathele....."Seniyabhebhana la" kusho udlamini ngezwi lomuntu odakiwe eme escabhen ebambelele ngeframe......singahlukani sime ukfenda....asondele udlamini...."waze wafa ukthanda umthondo darkie bengith ngkudle kahle nje awkhathali eh" asiybhebhe lengane dlamini iyazfela Ngomthondo....ungabe usehla phekwayo ngzokulekelela.....mele ahambe ewsuthi engafuni lutho!.....Iyaqhubekaa