Molweni bantwana bakaNguni-nditsho wena mXhosa, mZulu or mSwati if uyafumaneka la ekhaya. Yho bathakathi yenzekile into kule PE bfo Manifesto Saturday, yho andithethi ke ngoMgqibelo. Izinto zenzekile shem, phofu zisenziwa sithi. Ndim, nguPastor, 2 lesbian coloured frendz and a married couple frenz frm Cape Town... UMsholozi uthe eqalisa ukuthetha sabe siphuma eNMB sisiya eLwandle Esummerstrand... Mxm safika kugcwele otakalani, semka apho anyway seliyabhora nje kwalona ulwandle. This married guy is a bodyguard ka Minister othile andifuni kumbiza igama lakhe. Pastor athi ulambile siye kwi Pub & Grill close to Summerstrand beach (abayaziyo uPE, bayayaz lendawo), singena nje apho sihamba emaplangeni siyawabona amanzi olwandle ahamba ngaphantsi kwethu. Xa sihlala phantsi heeee 2 MEC from EC zizihlelele namankazana kumnandi kuyaselwa. Siba join sincokole kube mnandi sitye, sisele kubeyilo nto. Sihleli apho abwt 4hrs politicizing abwt this & that. Mxm ndabhoreka mna kakade engqondweni yam ndicinga ukushiya uPastor qha andaz ukba nzakwenza njani. Mxm, ok fyn icebo linye. One of lesbian gals is a double adopter so nzamfaka kumRev then mna ndifumane nje uquickie, ke ndifumane ipipi entsha. But njani bcz lomfana unguPastor akafuni kunyakaza next to me. Kwangena icall kuye wathi masihambeni kukho umntu ogulayo eGreenacres Hosp ufuna her Last Rites n all. Tjo sathi makahambe thina sinxilile n that can b scandalous. Hay ke wemka yedwa... Sahlala njalo kumnandi sisela ezikanokutsho iWhiskey zika khongolose... Not that asinamali, they offered to buy the stuff themselves (MECs). Yanxila enye intombi ebesifike behleli nayo, yaflora. Sayithatha singama galz sayoyifaka kwicombi yakwa HYNDAI esihamba ngayo walala khona sabuyela phakathi. Tjo we danced, hayke I can twerk, believe me... Got tired ndahlala phantsi. Heeee umfana waseBisho uqhanyelwe manje. Ndadla! Sajongana, wa smile, ndashayi mehlo, zaya! Ndathi ndisaye toilet walandela. Sithe nje xa singene mnyango wakhona, saphuzana (the guy is a bad kisser...) Damn, he squeezed my huge ass, panty ayikho. Ndathi no uyaziwa wena, if siyabhaqwa sizophuma emaphepheni. Wathi masiye moweni, Audi Q7, dark windows, saphuma kwi parking lot saya ngaseSummerstrand Suburbs, sapaka nje. Ndanyusa nje iskirt ebendisnxibile yavela yonke ibhentse yam, wakhuza wathi tjo engaka bby, wajikela, ndalalisa istulo wakhwela phezu kwam ibhrukwe seyisemadolweni wayifaka icondom... Wayifaka lomfana, wachama xa ndiqalisa ukuva kamnandi. Wathi ndishushu kakhulu n kdala endibatyelwe since sifaka kwi Pub&Grill. Wathi bendihleli kakubi ingquza yam imane ivela so thats y he ejaculated so quick. Pipi yakhe incinci maan qha. Sabuyela bck, saphuza, ndaqonda yerrr ndsafuni pipi maan lo mfana undirhalisile. Ndafownela uPastor ndambuza her whereabouts. Wathi akabuyeli ulungiselela ungomso (Sunday). Sahamba sayolala kwihotel yama MECs. Kanti kusezoba mnandi, kukho nabanye abafana abantetho isisiZulu. Loku bengibuza ukuthi isiZulu ngisifindele kuphi ngabatshela ukuthi ngifunda umabhebhana, ezikaMthakathi phela... Bahleka bonke bejabulile basho ukuthi nabo bayazifunda lezi ndaba. So Im recovering from booze, sex and all!