Angiphinde ngibingelele bathakathi,ake ngithi ukunipha nakhu ukudla kwendlebe ngalestori sami.Thina ke esakhe ogwini lwaseNingizimu,sabanenhlanhla yomcimbi obizwa nge Ugu Jazz Festival owenzeka minyaka yonke ngenyanga ka June,osuneminyaka eyevile kwemihlanu wasungulwa.Wawuqale wenzelwa e Marburg Sports Ground ngaphambilini,kusukela ngo 2012 lomcimbi sewenzelwa e Ugu Sports n Leisure Stadium esondelene nelokishi laseGamalakhe.Lomcimbi uhanjelwa abathandi be Jazz abasuka kuwona wonke amagumbi omhlaba lapho ke ababebesaba nandaba namakhaza asuke eshubisa umnkantsha,bona nje basuke bezozithokozisa ngamanoni ezingwazi zalomculo abawuthandayo.Nami ke ngokunjalo ngihleze ngiwuhambela lomcimbi,kodwa okwaphawuleka ngo 2012 mhla uqala ukuba se Sports n Leisure,kwaba yi traffic ekwagcina sekuvaleke umgwaqo oya eGamalakhe kungasangeneki nasenkundleni,kwasekuqhanyukwa nohlelo lwe shuttle service,lapho abantu abahambele lomcimbi bezopaka izimoto zabo kuma designated parking areas ase Port Shepstone,St Michaels,nase Gamalakhe,bese bethuthwa yilamatekisi angama shuttle ukubahambisa enkundleni,bese kulawuleka ne traffic engenela elokshini.Lapho ke nami ngahlomula ngokuba wu co-ordinator wama shuttle aqhamuka ngaselokshini.Lapho ke kufika izinhlobonhlobo zeziphalaphala zizopaka bese zisebenzisa lamatekisi ethu.Owamai ke umsebenzi ukuqinisekisa ukuthi yonke into ihamba ngendlela,abantu baphatheke kahle futhi bathutheka kahle.Kuthe ke ngonyaka odlule kwafika abanye osisi abawu 3 ababehamba nge Golf VII Gti e Red,lapho bayababa bonke,kodwa bathe sebehla ngibabambisa impahla yabo,ngathanda lo obehlezi ngaphambili kwi passenger seat,usukile phansi kanti unomzimba o medium,lama skinny jean wabo abakhipha njengoba benjalo bewafake nama boots,i-top yakhe iveza cleavage enhle kuthi angizitapele nje amabele ngingacelanga,ebusweni bulele uboya ngathi uzoba nentshebe,ngaqhanyelwa ngafa fi,ngabe sengimngenile..."Ngingavesane ngishiye phansi konke lokhu engikwenza la,uma ngingathola ithuba lokuhlala nenkosazana enhle njengawe"...kusho mina ngizidela, "Kanti ke kuyasetshenzelwa ukuhlala nami" iphendula nge smile lentokazi,ngiqede ukubafaka emotweni ezobahambisa,bese ngicela inamba ukuze ngizobajoyina late,phela kubuye kube quite ngabo 9 bengasebaningi abafikayo,nami ngiyakwazi ke ukushiya ephoyintini lami ngiyongena ngaphakathi ngithokozele umculo.Anginike inamba abesethi ungu Snotty,uhamba noSindi no Zama,hhaike bahambe nami inhliziyo isale igxumagxuma.Zilokhu zifika zifikile ubona ama ND,NRB,NN,NP,NND,NIN,NO,GP,EC,ngisho ne MP imbala.Kuthe ngabo past 8,nganikela khona enkundleni ngifuna ukuyoqhubeka nenkulumo yami kulesiyasiphalaphala.Nangifika sekugcwele kuyaphithizela,ngifone,lutho ukubanjwa ifoni,iyasho ingoma kudlala u Hugh,okujwayelekile ke ngalezikhathi ama toilet ayagcwala gcine abantu sebechamela phansi nabesifazane sebengasenamahloni kwazise suke sebedlile nokudla.Ngithi akengiyowasha amehlo,ngisondele ngiyazibona izinqa ngapha nangapha namathanga nezibumbu uma esegqoka umuntu,ngizithele ko Snotty nabo bezochama,bagcine sebezidela bechama phansi nabo,akusibona ubuhle bethanga lobuyana,kwabuya ngamandla ukuqhanyelwa madoda,uthe esegqoka wabambelela kimina isibumbu esingaka esishefiwe!!!,cha badla kahle abadlali be Jazz,ngisho ngiphahluka ngiphimisela,athi u Snotty,"stop being naughty wena,uzokhala",ngithi "ngingancamela kona ukuthi ngikhale uma ngifikile nje",sisho sibe sihamba sibyuela endaweni yabo,ngafike ngabosela,ngajabula mengithola ukuthi kanti khona nophuza i-hennessy,ngasina ngazibethela,lapho useke angibambe angigaxe u Snotty uma kuxoxwa,ngabona ukuthi angingabe ngisayona,lona sekuwumuntu wami,manje kumele ngiqabule,okulandelayo ukubhebha.Lingenile manje egazini kulabo sistaz,useyangiqabula manje uSnotty,kuye kuye simuncane manje ulimi olimini,baze bakhoze oZama bathi ziphatheni kahle.kuthe kushaya o 2 ngabashiya ngayobheka ukuthi kusahamba kahle yini ezimotweni,bangifonela bethi sebefuna ukuyolala manje,ngathi abagibele ezimotweni bazongithola phezulu,nangempela bafika,ngabalayishela izimpahla zabo,u Snotty wangena emotweni yami salandelana saze sayofika e Sea Park labe booke khona,safika sangena baziphosa embhedeni,u Snotty waqala ngokugeza,ngavesane ngayongena kwi shower ngamgeza samuncana samukelana kamnandi engathi kade sathandana,isinqa sakhona siwu round kamnandi,uyashisa lomuntu ngisathi ngifuna ukukhipha ikhono le romance,amane awubambe umthondo rough awundlwabuzise kabili kathathu awujikijele emlonyeni,wawuncela eroundisa ulimi embobeni lapho ngize ngicokame ubumnandi,ngesihle isandla ngifake umunwe engquzeni ngimbhebhe ngawo ahayize...pho uyakhala lomuntu avele athi ngibhebhe manje babe,ngamflathelisa ngawubusheka,wathi ukubhajwa kancane ngawuncenga waze wangena uhhafu,ngamfenda kancane wangihlangabeza ekhala...ohhh babe...ohhh luv...fuck me fuck me please...ngawuhlohlangempela manje kade ngimhalela lomuntu,lapho sengibambe ama hips ngifenda ngimdonsela kimina,avele aphushe udonga ngezandla ahlehlele kimina ngezinqa nami ngiwuhlohla impela ngezwa usememeza ethi baby I" m com....ing ohhh shiiiiiiit fuckkkkkkk,ngafenda ngasheshisa nami umthondo ngiwuzwa uqina kakhulu ngadubula ngasishaya sagcwala isibeletho,waphenduka wangishaya ngaleso smile esihambisana no kiss,savulela amanzi sasula wangidonsa ngomthondo siya ekamereni,safika sabhebhana kwaze kwasa.Ekuseni sezwa ngo Sindi ethi naze nasibulala ke ngokuhala...lol.Saya kwi picnic ngesonto engasafuni nokusuka eduzane kwami Snotty,kwathi late bavalelisa bahamba...yangiphatha kahle le Jazz bathakathi.