Sibhekane sobabili, nakhu sekuhlala impukane phezu kweqatha ngilirhashukele nakangaka madoda, ayithule njalo i-intercom; Nkriii...Nkriii...Nkriii. Aphakame ekuqojameni uZanele, anikele khona:"Hello?" Kuzwakale amaphimbo ezingane:"Cela usivulela." Anxaphe. Acindezele inkinobho, azivulele. Lapho lungithi heqe uvalo, angazi ngiqhubeke ngikhumule noma ngigqoke, nakhu sekufika izingane engingatshelwanga ngazo. "Nxa ave zihlupha leyingane, zivele zicindezele zonke izinombolo." Lapho sengenyusa iblukwe:"Hhayibo wenzani, Mazwi. Azizi lana izingane, zihlala e10th floor. Kanti uyigwala, uqine kanje?" Ngishaywe amahloni,neblukwe eselifaswe inkinobho,okukabani ukufika kwezingane, uqunjelwe umthondo kade uchathile, uyowa nini nje, zidlalela ezitsheni ezifayo lezingane maani, ngisholo ngaphakathi. Ibuye isihamba ngonyawo lonwabu ekaYeyesa intokazi, njengoba iza sengikhumula kwasani olungase lungithikameze, iblukwe,amateku namasokisi ngisale ngijajile. Afike angincike, angiqabuze emlomeni, sihlangane ngamakhala, ulokhu engithi laphalazi ngalezimbulunga zakhe zamehlo, ehlise isandla, abambe amasende, awashaye okwedayisi ewabhucunga,anyuke ngomthondo. Kwaba ukuwuthinta, kwavuka kabusha ubumbube bakhe, ngokuphazima kweso, wayesehlile, wawusemlomeni, wawuncela. Wayeke awuthimisele, awukhothe ngenhla nangezansi, awuxukuze, awubhangqe nesisu sami, angenele amasende, impela ngezwa sengathi ufuna ukuwagwinya,isihloko solimi lwakhe siwanwaya kulomuggqa ongasemuva, awadonse ngalo azangene wonke emlomeni, awadedele, aphinde aqale phansi ngolimu, isandla esibambe umthondo siwubhangqa nesisu, sehla senyuka kancane, asijarhe ndawo...Lapho ngiwu-R Kelly, ngiyakholwa ukuthi ngingandiza, ngime ngezinzwane. Awuthathe umthondo, awubuyisele emlomeni, awumimilite, uyovala emankankeni. Sengivekuza kancane okwebhebheshane, ngimudonsa ngesiphundu, yawaphasa amaOrals esikoleni intokazi kaMacingwane. Uxubha ngawo, awumunce, awufake wonke emlomeni, ngizwe ngiyinyosi edonswa imibala yembali, akubuyeleki emuva. Ngimuphakamise, uphume umanzi tece, sengimufuna manje estikini, ngimuflathelise, abambe ikhabethe, ngiwujikijele, kwenanele ikhishi:"Oooooh...baby...ooooh...Mazwi...kancane baby...mmmmh." Ukhala nje akazi, sengiphuthuma ukuthi ozosiphazamisa makungenzeka, kube sengichamile. Ngimunkamfune ngezandla amahips, ngimubethele ngomthondo . Ngiwushaye ngize ngijike naye, ngimubambe ngezandla, abhene, ngiwufake wonke. Xha! Xha! Xha! Kukhala umthondo nesibumbu. "Ooooh yeees...ooooh Zanele"; kunanela mina. Ikhanda uliqethule waze wahlina, ngize ngamandla angihambi ngedwa, ngiphethe imamba emnyama, iyaguduza. Ngishaya zonke inhlangothi, ngimuhlanganise izandla phezu kweqolo ngesokunxele, ngimudonse ngomqala ngakuqhoqhoqho, ngimugxishe, ngimufende. Ngimuphakamisa azame ngekhala, leqhoks. Iyazikhalela ingane kaYeyesa, kodwa anginazwelo, kungaze kubuye noSonto bezocela usawoti. Kuvele kufike isithombe sikaSonto emqondweni,ngifende ngamandla:"Mmmmh? Uyawuthanda lomthondo, angithi? Hheeeeee, angikuzwa!" ."Yebo baby...noooo...mmmmh...fuuuuuck...." Adlubulundele ngezandla, abhoncule umthondo. "Hhayi, Mazwi, ngeke.Kanti yini kangaka?" Aphuthume iglasi yewayini, ayishayele ekhanda, ahlabe ikhefana. Ngimile nje ngilolonga umthondo, uwuthe njo, ngawokurhala amehlo, aqunge isibindi:"Buyake, sengiright". Aziguqele yena kumatiles ekhishini, ngisondele, ngibhixe inyoka ngamathe, ngigobe, ngiyiphose phakathi, esibumbini esihlezi obala, isideku sekhekhe lesi. Ngiqale kancane, okomuntu ogibele uzwingi, phambili-emuva, phambili-emuva, ngemuva ngidudulwa inkanuko. Kudala ngamufuna, edlala ublekimabhatile. Sihamba sonke ngomoya wocansi, ihhashi nomgibeli:"Nazoke baby, hhayi ngodlame." Lapho ngigxamalazele isinqe sakhe, okukasondonzima ezoqukula izinsimbi,ngibeke izandla eqolo lakhe, ngimushonise phansi, ngenyuse isivinini, faxa-faxa-faxa-faxa."Hhi-hhi-hhi...baby ima kancane...Ooooooh ushaya khona....mmmmh." Ngiwushise umthondo, kucace ukuthi kuphela indawo, ngoba uyagaqa ewubalekela, kodwa ngilokhu ngimeluse njalo ngawo. Esathi uyaphunyuka, ngimubambe ngedanda, umawuphuma phakathi umthondo usunamafutha amhloshana, ushelela ngokweqile. Ngimubonde okwempohlo ibonda ngomphosanyoni wephini. Ngimengamele, ngibhalanse ngokubambelela emahlombe, akhe ngishaya ezijulile kuphela, ngifuna ukumuchamela. Yena uwuminca ewumincile, useze wazimelela ngezindololwane phansi. Ngiyezwa sekuseduze ngithunde, ngilale ne phezu kwakhe, ngiwujokhi ebheke kufodofinishi. "Iiiih-iiiih-iiiih! Zaneleeee? Zane-leeeee?" Elule izandla ngemuva angibambe ngezinqa, usengifaka yena ngaphakathi. Uyena osehlehla nyova, uwufuna lana. Ngishaye kabili, awuzwe uqina, amince kakhulu:"Oooooh baby, oooooh Zanele-Oooooh." Ikhafule imamba emnyama, ngishaywe inzululwane, ngibelethe okomntwana, ehle nami alale mba ngesisu phansi. Awukhulule kunoxhaka umthondo wami, ngilalele ubhayela wesibumbu sakhe. Umoya ongena ngaphansi kwesicabha ushaya kamnandi. Benganakile nokuthi sesifike nasephaseji, ngithi ngiyasukuma:"Hlala lapho uyaphi? Mmmmmh...Awushoke Mazwi ungiphuzeleni namhlanje?" Ngelokuhleka:"Hhawu Zanele, luuutho. Indlela omnandi, ngayo ungenza ngingathathe isikhathi ngisho nokuchama, ungaze ungibize ngeqhude." Sisabhabhalale kanjalo, acele ukuphakama..."Mazwi asambe sogeza ukuze sidle ilunch." Ngiphakame,lisame mpo, alikawi. Aphenduke, aphakame, alishaye ngesandla, ligxume okwespring:"Hehehehe, hhayi ungiplanele ngiyabona."...Iyaqhubeka bathakathi