Hi unjani? Ngiyaphila sisi singezwa kuwena. Yuuu mna bhuti ndiyafa amakhaza. Ew ay khona kuyabanda vandag ngathi umuntu bengagonwa nje, kuphendula mina ngixoxa noZimkhithi kuWhatsApp. Sixoxa nje ay kuyabhujwa emnyango libuza ukuthi ungubo ngaki ngiyasho impela ukuthi la kudingeka iqatha nje kwaphela ikhehla lifinye negazi lithi tsha. Siqhubeke sixoxe noZimkhithi ngimbuze wagodola kanti umyeni wakhe akekho yini. "Ukhona loyo usemdala ucansi akasalikhonzile" awu ngizwelane naye ngibe sengiyakhala ngenhliziyo kodwa lendoda ingayilambisa kanjan ingane yabantu yadlala ngentombi yasemaXhoseni kangaka nje. Ngiyazihambela eMonclaire shopping centre wondering my business ngiyocoshacosha kaPick n Pay mengithi ngiqeda kwehla amastebhisi nje ngijikela ngaka Pep sitholane ngezifuba nale ntokazi qathakiyane phone yam qathakiyane sunglasses asisi abehlezi esiphongweni. Awu ngixolise ngicoshe ucingo lwam kanye nesibuko zakhe ngimnikeze ngimbuze akalimalanga kodwa nam ngibuza into engekho ngibona kahle usisi akanalutho akawanga nje. "hayi bhuti ndiryt" ngiqhubeke ngixolise ngokumunqubuza ngezifuba angabi nankinga. uZimkhithi intokazi egcwele iyakhanya ngebala nezindebe ezikhanyayo ziyacwebezela cishe ufake petroleum jelly ufake ivest elimhlophe wafaka ijean embambayo yize engapakishile kodwa uyafaneleka kuyona wase egqoka ophaqa nje laba abafaka ubhozo uphethe ushekazi onegrosa encane phakathi uxhumile izinwele lezi eziphephukayo konke loku ngikubona nje ngoba sengimile ngibuka yena enyuka ngamastebhisi lawa omshini. Ay ubuye umqondo ngiphikelele estolo la bengiya khona ngicoshe ngicoshe ngiqeda ngikhokhe ngiphume ngiphume ecentre ngiwele umgwaqo ngiyothenga amaWings eKFC ngiwahashukele impela ngathi ngiphambi komnyango nangu usisi futhi uzicofela iphone yakhe ngime ngimbuke eza ngakumina uzophuma akanakile asho acishe azithele phezu kwam. "awu bhuti uxolo maan anginakile yazi" ngimtshele akanalutho futhi ibalulekile lento ayibheka ocingwen emenza alahlekelwe concentration. "ay lutho wethu ndixoxa nezi girls zami nje back ekhaya nothing much" Oh bengithi mhlampe kubobhuti okuphethe mmandi apho kwi phone kwaye ke akhonto xa uncokola nezi girls bese ndiqumba ukubana kunenkwenkwe encokolisa intombi enhle kangaka sikhona singamadoda gqithi. angihleke athi ayi lutho wethu ayi njalo bese ethi waze wasikhuluma ke isiXhosa sakithi sibe sesiyahleka cha nesiZulu usikhuluma kahle nje impela akanankinga. Ngiyitholeke inumber yakhe ngibe sengithola igama uZimkhithi uqhamuka eMonti uhlala khona la eMontclaire neFianc� yakhe kungehli kahle kumina lokho. Phela sengifuna ukubhebha la. Kuliqiniso nje ukuthi before uze ubone potential kumuntu wesifazane umcabango ofika kuqala owokumnabisa embhedeni ngomthondo namike uKhithi ndixoxa naye lana nje sengimukhumule ngamuqenya ngambulala ngamqeda nya finish ngomthondo. Zihambe izinsuku sixoxa ka WhatsApp ke siqhanyelisana sithembisana ukuba nesikhathi ndawonye sibhebhane up until singasaxoxi phela mekuphela isikhathi eside kungenzeki nex ngiyaphuma kuleyo theatre ngoba ayiqali le bhayiskobhu. Kuthe cishe emva kwezinyaga ezimbili limakhaza ngangena kuWhatsApp ngamsendela umyalezo wokumbingelela waphendula ngelokuthi "ndiyafa amakhaza" ngale kokuchitha iskhathi ngaphendula ngelokuthi "ngikulande? Yes ungilande kodwa ngizoba ready after 1pm uzobe esehambile lobaba nangempela kuthe kushaya ihora lokuqala ntambama ngangiyibheke ngabovu iphone nakhu ngizodla eyomXhosa namhlanje kuthe ngabo 14:45 wangena umyelezo "I" m ready" yaduma imoto nganikela esilungwini satholana sangana before ngisuke nje ngibuyele eMlazi ngike ngacela ukiss nje ntambama ngesiqabulo iskhashana ngabona ukuthi iskhathi lesi engisimoshayo yaduma insimbi yaphikelela eloxion. Kube ukungena nje endlini ngamtshela akakhululeke akhumule angene embheden ngabe ngiphuma ngiyokwenza ikhofi endlini enkulu ngabuya esevele ngekhanda engutshen ngabeka icoffee ecelen kombhede ngakhumula ngangena embhedeni saqabulana iskhashana ngase ngimnikeza ikhofi waphunga kanye walibeka ecelen wangidonsela kuyena sahlangana nezindebe zomlomo washo ukiss. Saqabulana ngesineke izandla zami zihamba emzimben wakhe sinyuke esodwa siye emabelen amancanyana ngiwanfonyoze aphefumulele phansi ngisigijimise esiswini ngimuzwe engathi ubanjwa uhlevane ngimkhothe entanyeni kube engathi ngiyamluma sigijime isandla sehlele esinyeni ngithole izinza siphunguliwe ngimhlikihle isbumbu aqale akhiphe izwi lokukhala ngimkhothe amabele ngimunce izingono angiyekile ukumhlikihla umsunu mengikopelisa umunwe uyanqaba ngibone shuthi ilenhlobo engathandi ukunkontshwa ngiqhubeke ngimhlikihle umsunu ngizwe isandla sishisa kamnandi esifuben sami sehlela esiswini siye siyobhajwa epipini ngesikhulu isineke lesi angimasaje umthondo ngobu nono awuphulule umthondo wam isandla sakhe sinyuke sehle kumthondo kamnandi ngiyeke kwakumkhotha amabele ngilalele lomuzwa omnandi kangaka engiwuzwa epipini. ngigibele phezu kwakhe ingqondo sihambile aqhekeze amathanga ngingene khaxa ayashisa angigone ngawo ikhinqi ngilizwe licobhoza emsunwinwi oshisa bhe ngimuve kancane side ways phakathi kwamathanda ngiwuzwe ushisa umthondo ngimuqabule simunyane ngiqhubeke nokushikila phakathi kwalamathanga afudumele ngizwe sekushisa kakhulu ekhinqini angiphushe kancane akhulume softly "condom please baby" ngilule isandla fast edroweni ngibuye nayo ngiyihluphule ngamazinyo ngiyiRolle fast epipini ngilicobhozise kumsunu ngilihlikihle ngekhinqi angibambe eqolo angisondeze ngibhalanse ngiqhubeke ngilihlikihle emsunwini ngilifake ngesihloko aphakamise iqolo ngilidonse ipipi phinde ngilibeke emsunwini ngimbone ehlina engibuka ngqo emehlweni ngiqhubeke ngilihlikihle afende ubala ngilithi mba mba emsunwini ngimshaya ngalo akhale kancane ngilifake ngekhinqi angibambe eqolo angidonse ngithi ngiyahlehla angibambe ngemlenze angikhiyele aphakamise iqolo angidonse ngezithenge ngizwe kuthi bhunqu lingeka lonke ikhinqi ushise umsunu ilimunwe ipipi ingquza ngikhale kancane oh baby yes afende mawala ngihluleke ukuzibamba ngimfende nam avele adazuluke akhale angibambe angiqinise ibophe ingquza ngimfende mawala athule angibambe angiqinise ecimezile lapho ayisamnandi ingquza ushukela ontshontshiwe ngifende fast ngiyezwa ngizochama kungekudala aqale aye ngokungidedela ithambe ingquza ngiqhubeke ngifende usemanzi umthondo ungena uyaphuma egolo sekukhala amanzi egolo ngomthondo kuhlangana phakathi engquza ngimbambe ngimgone ngiqinise ngicele uxolo engingazi olwane ngifende ngesikhulu isivinini angigone ngemlenze anglekelele angifende angifuqe ngengquza ngimfuqa ngomthondo sibhekene ngqo emehlweni sixoxe indaba yothando wavele wayivula yonke imlenze yathi kebe ingquza ngifende kabili kathathu ngci emsunwini ngathula ngimince izinqa ngimbambe ngamkwapuna ididi ngasizwa sithululeka sonke isidoda sibhajwa kwi condom lapho ulibele emasaja umthondo wam ngezinyama zengquza ungihlikihla ngesineke emhlane ngaze ngaphuma ngakhipha condom ngayi flusher sagonana ezingutsheni emibhulula esifuben ngesithambile isandla esavele sehlela epipini saliphulula lavuka indlobhane same time ngakhwela phezu kwakhe. Sagcine sibhebhane amathathu amarounds kulowo two hours esawuhlala cos kwakufanele ayopheka. Nakho ke sesixoxa after about a week engitshela ukuthi indoda ayilukhonzile ucansi isindala. If only uhlala la ngasekhaya futhi awuhlali nendoda ngabe siyabhebhana manje kusho mina aphendule eymanje ke izinto zikanje and ngikumbule ngomthondo wakho ngiwukhumbule kodwa we will make plan we definitely have to do it again. Ngasala ngizicabangela ngedwa "it" s wrong. However, it" s feels good.